Test Conquerors Gifts

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

GCSEs

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I love fast break business success."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Good Luck!

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Back To School

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Final Exams Tip

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

GCSE's

Contest to enter the University

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.