Contest Conqueror Gifts

Contest to enter the University

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Gamers

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Good Luck!

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Too big to fail

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

For sale - Used only Once.

Supermarket Merge

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Back To School

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Final Exams Tip

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.