Target Conqueror Gifts

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Second lifeReal life.

Just call me Picasso!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Back To School

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Bring It On!

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Painter's Duel.

Access Denied!

"Stop staring"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'