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"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Just call me Picasso!

Second lifeReal life.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Back To School

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Bring It On!

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Access Denied!

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'