Cymbal Crusher Gifts

Eine Grosse Nacht-Musik

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Well, we made it.'

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Person playing the cymbals.

"Cough cough"

Musician hurts his nose.

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Cymbal Player's Music Book

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

Bowling Pin: 'There, THAT'S him!! Number 4! That's the CRAZY Psycho!'

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Strike!

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'Now that I have your attention, dear...'

'We've come to expect the drum beat of bad news, but are the cymbals really necessary?'

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."

"Can you play cowbell? I gotta have more cowbell."

'Sorry, Alexander just has to be top at everything!'

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo