Cymbal Crusher Gifts

Eine Grosse Nacht-Musik

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Pin-atas

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

'Well, we made it.'

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

"Cough cough"

Musician hurts his nose.

Person playing the cymbals.

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Cymbal Player's Music Book

I'm using fossil fuel.

Anders Iniesta

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

Strike!

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Bowling Pin: 'There, THAT'S him!! Number 4! That's the CRAZY Psycho!'

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'Now that I have your attention, dear...'

'We've come to expect the drum beat of bad news, but are the cymbals really necessary?'

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."

"Can you play cowbell? I gotta have more cowbell."

'Sorry, Alexander just has to be top at everything!'