Cymbalist Gifts

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

'Now that I have your attention, dear...'

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

A Fairytale Update

Anna Calvi

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Jazz is Invented

Rainbow Quartet

"Tong!"

Dynamite little combo

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Artist and Musician

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Eric Clapton.

Guitar Man.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'