Cymbalist T-Shirts

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

'Now that I have your attention, dear...'

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Jazz is Invented

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Rainbow Quartet

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Dynamite little combo

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Tong!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Six jazz instruments.