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"Can you play cowbell? I gotta have more cowbell."

Robert Fripp

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Check out this new store."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Music & Gym'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Try his land line.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Robert Johnson.

Gramaphone Man.

So close... Yet so far.

Imagine Dragons

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Islington Angels.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'I'm organic.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

At the CD shop.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."