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"Nice chords Wayne!"

Jazz is Invented

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Six jazz instruments.

"Check out this new store."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Music & Gym'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Robert Drake

Robert Johnson.

Gramaphone Man.

So close... Yet so far.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Imagine Dragons

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

At the CD shop.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

His master's voice

'I'm organic.'