Chord Collector Prints

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Jazz is Invented

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Check out this new store."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Gramaphone Man.

Imagine Dragons

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Baroque Bach Mountain

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

At the CD shop.

'I'm organic.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

His master's voice