Cymbal Crasher Gifts

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'I love rock festivals!'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

A tessellation of running figures.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"God must have been very pleased."

Hawaii's famous,'Banzai Pipeline'.

"My turn."