Cymbal Crasher Pillows

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I love rock festivals!'

'I've got a board meeting!'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

A tessellation of running figures.

How to survive the coming crash.

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"God must have been very pleased."

"My turn."

Hawaii's famous,'Banzai Pipeline'.