Cymbal Smasher Pillows

'We've come to expect the drum beat of bad news, but are the cymbals really necessary?'

Musician hurts his nose.

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Look out, here comes the old man

Person playing the cymbals.

Soccer Fans.

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Cymbal Player's Music Book

I love badminton.

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

"How's your blogging going?"

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

"Good. Now punch in your password."

The idea that the firm is dominated by boring white middle aged male lawyers is clearly wrong...for example I know for a fact that Gerald wears a basque under his suit. And I used to be called Mary!

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"Cherchez la femme."

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

Destroying Music Speakers.

'Now that I have your attention, dear...'

Now THAT'S a New Year's Resolution!

Monk destroys a question mark.

"Can you play cowbell? I gotta have more cowbell."

"Remember, pretend it's the patriarchy."

'As long as the house is clean, his dinner's cooked, the bills are paid, the shopping's done and the kids are taken care of then Herb doesn't mind me getting a job - it takes some of the pressure off him.'

Eine Grosse Nacht-Musik

'I like to put my own stamp on the property'

"When did men become women?"