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Octopus Drummer

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

New music conference

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Traffic Cone Monsters

Music producers.

George Martin

Brain Power

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Richard Graves.

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"I had to get braces."

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

School of Baristas

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Wooly mammoth

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Knitting Christmas Tree

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."