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School of Baristas

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Do it yourself books.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Wordplay: Export.

'The roof needs icing.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

A woman knits from a globe.

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'You've had enough.'

Wooly mammoth

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Alcohol Problem Advisor - 'How do I mix a Bismark?'

Knitting Christmas Tree

'I remember when having social juice meant having a well stocked bar.'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

Garden Art

Writer's Block