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"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

'I remember when having social juice meant having a well stocked bar.'

Alcohol Problem Advisor - 'How do I mix a Bismark?'

'You've had enough.'

Wordplay: Export.

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I forget to drink."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'The roof needs icing.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

My first mistake.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'