Cocktail Crafter Pillows

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

'I remember when having social juice meant having a well stocked bar.'

Alcohol Problem Advisor - 'How do I mix a Bismark?'

'You've had enough.'

Wordplay: Export.

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Balancing two espresso martinis

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I forget to drink."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'The roof needs icing.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

My first mistake.

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'