Craft Cocktail Enthusiast Pillows

The perfect martini.

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

The Martini is invented.