Craft Cocktail Enthusiast T-Shirts

The perfect martini.

A Good Batch.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini

'Fried chickens.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'