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"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I forget to drink."

Wordplay: Export.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

My first mistake.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

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