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"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I forget to drink."

Wordplay: Export.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

My first mistake.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

'What's your poison?'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium