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A Good Batch.

"I forget to drink."

Wordplay: Export.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Artists Cats

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

My first mistake.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Fallen Angel.

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'You've had enough.'

"They're not home.."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

Hold The Pickles

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

The perfect martini.

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."