Cat Cocktail Creator Mugs

Cat Cocktails

A Good Batch.

"I forget to drink."

Wordplay: Export.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Artists Cats

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

My first mistake.

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Fallen Angel.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'She's killing me with kindness!'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Hold The Pickles

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"They're not home.."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

The perfect martini.

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

'You've had enough.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'