Cat Treat Chef Mugs

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Did that sound to you like a bowl-fill or merely a bowl-shake?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"The slow approach, the suspicious sniff, the final turning away...nobody does finicky like Precious."

'Your usual table leg?'

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

Working from Home

"To start you folks off tonight, we have a special menu just for turning you nose up at!"

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'They get spoiled so fast.'