Cat Treat Chef Pillows

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Did that sound to you like a bowl-fill or merely a bowl-shake?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"The slow approach, the suspicious sniff, the final turning away...nobody does finicky like Precious."

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

'They get spoiled so fast.'

'Freshly ground pepper?'

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

'Your usual table leg?'

Working from Home

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

'Catch-of-the-day sounds fun. Shall we give it a head start?'