Cocktail Creators T-Shirts

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Ok Captain, let's see if we can get this crate down!'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."