Craft Cocktail Creator Gifts

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I forget to drink."

Wordplay: Export.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

My first mistake.

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

'What's your poison?'