Cocktail Concoctionist Pillows

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I forget to drink."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Wordplay: Export.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."