Beat Crafter Mugs

Octopus Drummer

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

New music conference

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Traffic Cone Monsters

Music producers.

Brain Power

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Richard Graves.

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

"I had to get braces."

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

School of Baristas

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Wooly mammoth

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Knitting Christmas Tree

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Garden Art