Beatmaker Mugs

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

I love my Timpani

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano Recital

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

Eric Clapton.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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