Dog Cheermaster T-Shirts

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Ice Skater

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

Screensaver says project compiling.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Couch potato.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Chillaxing!

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!