Dog Cheermaster Mugs

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Ice Skater

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

Screensaver says project compiling.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

Chillaxing!

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi