Chatter Master Mugs

Men making trivial conversation

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

The Art of Bantering!

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

Shriek! Scream! Yell louder. Bellow! More rage, please. Debate club?! Yeah. They switched to a cable tv talk show format.

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

A Capella