Conversation Masters Mugs

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

The Art of Bantering!

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"She can be outspoken."

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"She's a Democrat and he's a Republican so refrain from political talk if you want access to the hors d'oevres."

'Please don't interrupt when I'm about to speak Neville!'

Uriah persists in hovering near us, at the dinner-party

"I'm not doing this if you're just coming keep disagreeing with me."

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

Chatterbox Podium

'Andy, you can be honest with me. Do you think I'd make a good manager?' - 'Why couldn't she just ask me if I like her hairstyle.'

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

"Okaaay, so 'maybe' I don't 'understand' how air quotes 'work.'"

"I'd like to buy everyone a drink. All I ask in return is that you listen patiently to my shallow and simplistic views on a broad range of social and political issues."