Conversation Master Mugs

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

The Art of Bantering!

"But enough about you..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Bar Therapy

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

"She can be outspoken."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"Nice talking to you."

Taxi Debates

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

The Original Drone

'Please don't interrupt when I'm about to speak Neville!'

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

"I'm not doing this if you're just coming keep disagreeing with me."

'Andy, you can be honest with me. Do you think I'd make a good manager?' - 'Why couldn't she just ask me if I like her hairstyle.'

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.