Chatter Master Gifts

Men making trivial conversation

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

The Art of Bantering!

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

A Capella

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'