Martial Arts Chatter Master Gifts

Black belt in gossiping.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

The Art of Bantering!

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

Shriek! Scream! Yell louder. Bellow! More rage, please. Debate club?! Yeah. They switched to a cable tv talk show format.

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

parrot can't stand small squawk

Chatterbox Podium

'You still have the fish shop then.'