Chatter Enthusiast Gifts

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'Someone here wants to listen to you,Doris!'

"Don't blame me,lady - that's where your husband told me to put it."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

'I'll talk louder...' (speech bubble smothering other people in the cartoon).

"I don't know what's worse - my restless feet or her restless mouth!"

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"You talk too much about me not talking enough."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Woman on the phone.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Attention Span Man

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'