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Black belt in gossiping.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

The Art of Bantering!

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

parrot can't stand small squawk

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'You still have the fish shop then.'

Long delays likely.

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.