Corporate Choir Enthusiast Gifts

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"We have an acronym!"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Parade of Businessmen

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"I think you might need to start again."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"Money is life's report card."

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."