Choral Enthusiast Gifts

'The problem with Jr. High Choral is that between the auditions and the concert, 20% of the voices can change.'

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

Ventriloquist Audition

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"I can't believe it's not Rutter!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Four Chanting Monks

"Great set of pipes!"

A family choir

A singer being criticised

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Heaven

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Occupational Hazards.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Claudius Monteverdi.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Church Hymn

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Pastoral Choirs

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.