Choral Music Fan Gifts

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Odette from Swan Lake

A man taking a bow

Orchestra conductor

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Alberich steals the gold

Highland Piper.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Robert Schumann

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

The Dog Choir

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Don Pasquale

Ventriloquist Audition

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"You're welcome."

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

A singer being criticised

Baby Brunhilde

"Great set of pipes!"

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Luciano Pavarotti.

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Claudius Monteverdi.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Roadie

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Wrong note.

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Violinist welcomed by cats