Choral Music Fan Gifts

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Odette from Swan Lake

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

A man taking a bow

Orchestra conductor

Alberich steals the gold

Highland Piper.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Robert Schumann

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Don Pasquale

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

The Dog Choir

Ventriloquist Audition

A singer being criticised

"You're welcome."

Baby Brunhilde

"Great set of pipes!"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Four Chanting Monks

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Claudius Monteverdi.

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Roadie

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."

Violinist welcomed by cats