Festive Choir Enthusiasts Gifts

Lots of Santas singing

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

The Dog Choir

Tenors

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

Heaven

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

A family choir

Four Chanting Monks

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Lion Choir.

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."