Chess Coaches Gifts

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

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COWS: Cow Pong

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Man and brain

Prawn Amend

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Checkmate!'

"Once more, with fury."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."