Chess Gifts

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

The Queen's Operation

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Cheetah!'

"It guessed your PIN number and cleaned out your bank account. Your move."

Chess player unplugs Chess Computer to win.

'You sacrificed your bishop? and you call my video games violent?!'

"Oh, it always starts politely."

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

'He's not all that smart. I beat him most of the time.'

'You couldn't have waited 'til after the game?'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'They're upper-management.'

The best way to beat the competition is by not having any.

"The trouble with you is, you see everything in black and white."

'If you say 'your moove' one more time, I'm taking my chess set and going.'

'Maybe it's just me, but I can't shake the feeling we're being used as pawns.'

New Chess Pieces

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'He's not that smart - I've beaten him three out of the last four games.'

Origin of Moai

Pawn Shop - Selling Pawns.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'Robots helping seniors.'

Happy Birthday 'Happy Birthday! Sex or Chess?'

"Stay on the white!"

'Go ahead and use the lavatory up front...we might be a while.'

Rookie mistake...