Chess Tournament Gifts

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'I think they're up to something.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Checkmate I think!'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Man and brain

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Checkmate!'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Existential Risk

Bee Chess

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"They grow up so quickly."

Syria

Bored Baker