Chess Tournament Gifts

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Target your message

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Checkmate I think!'

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Man and brain

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Checkmate!'

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Bored Baker

Chess on TV