Darts Tournament Gifts

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

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Putin and Zelensky

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Sporting maladies.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Sporting maladies.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

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