Darts Gifts

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'Unfortunately, your insurance only provides one dart this year.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

Acupuncture darts.

"Darts league flag day"

Economic Forecasting.

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

"I'm just finalizing the figures."

"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Fortunately the flying doctor was also the local darts champ.

'I'm sorry, next tuesday is out - I,ve got a darts match.'

Art Darts

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

South American tribesman using a blow dart against a dartsboard.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

A pot of darts players

Early Darts.

'We caught him with this up his jumper, trying to join the darts team under false pretences.'

'Daft place to put a dartboard.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Ooo...this can't be good.'

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."