Darts Pillows

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'Unfortunately, your insurance only provides one dart this year.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

Acupuncture darts.

"Darts league flag day"

Economic Forecasting.

Art Darts

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

Fortunately the flying doctor was also the local darts champ.

'I'm sorry, next tuesday is out - I,ve got a darts match.'

"I'm just finalizing the figures."

"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Daft place to put a dartboard.'

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Early Darts.

'Ooo...this can't be good.'

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

'We caught him with this up his jumper, trying to join the darts team under false pretences.'

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

A pot of darts players

South American tribesman using a blow dart against a dartsboard.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"