Playing Darts Gifts

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

"He's been more active in the bedroom since he put the dartboard up."

'You can just go somewhere else for your darts practice!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'The team were in with a good chance. But then the game started!'

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

What do you want me to hit next?

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Business Target

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.